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Women Are Evil by Nature...
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Posted 6 months ago This is too funny, and by all means this woman is *VERY* witty!!! A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. 'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied. 'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. 'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?' 'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. 'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say 'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.' |
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| Posted 6 months ago Here's another one...I can't stop laughing...out of the mouths of babes! Should children witness child birth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place........ smack his ass again!' |
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| Posted 6 months ago I love the title. And yes, women can be so evil. |
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| Posted 6 months ago wahaha! lol. i have fun reading it. haha! its funny! =) |
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| Posted 6 months ago DaMomb said: This one is so funny... LOL, I got to use this one in our child birthing class. Thanks |
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| Posted 6 months ago DaMomb said: I loved this one! |
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| Posted 6 months ago DaMomb (and AL) I have to disagree with you. I don't think women are evil by nature. MEN cause them to become this way! |
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| Posted 6 months ago OMG these were extremely funny... thatnks DaMomb i needed that |
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| Posted 6 months ago charlita said: Char.. lets look at a hospital setting, Hmmmm war zone, not warm zone. |
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| Posted 6 months ago Bingo. By the way char buy any Apples for that honey of yours, or was that old snake at the store out of them. |
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| Posted 6 months ago We women are not evil by nature its has to be nurture. and Evolution. Yeah, we had to be sneaky and conniving and a little bad to survive in this male dominated world. |
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| Posted 6 months ago DaMomb- Loved it!!!!!!!!! Kids say the darndest things.; )Char N vickielee, I'm with you.If it weren't for men we wouldn't have a reason to be EVIL. L.O.L. |
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| Posted 6 months ago out of the mouth of babes
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| Posted 6 months ago Many women are vicious, vindictive and evil. Look around you at work and see how some of your peers treat others. Deb
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| Posted 6 months ago wow! dmazement: that's alittle strong. I only know of one such person on this site that fits your deacription. |
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| Posted 6 months ago charlita said: Really?! Who? Curious minds want to know. |
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| Posted 6 months ago dmazment said: Men r just the same,if not worse.NO? |
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| Posted 6 months ago I'm talking about work not here. There has only been one I can say fits this description here and that person no longer is here, at least I don't think so. Deb
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| Posted 6 months ago Pamelab said: LOL, c'mon men are mere sheep when it comes to the wrath of a woman... Yes, especially at the workplace. |
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| Posted 6 months ago Pamelab said: I see both sides and to tell the truth I have always prefered a male supervisor to a female, because if a man don't like you he is honest about it, a woman may talk honey to your face and bile behind your back. Just saying, from experience watch your back because the pat you think she's giving you may be a butcher knife. |
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| Posted 6 months ago All of u r right men in general r not bad creatures.
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| Posted 6 months ago Hey u guys i asked earlier who was the wolf in sheep's clothing on this site.I understand
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| Posted 6 months ago DaMomb said: That is just too funny. LMAO I don't necessarily feel it means we're evil by nature, just that we know how to get our point across where men will understand. |
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| Posted 6 months ago WHAT WOMEN WANT IN A MAN What women want in a man at age 22:
What women want in a man at age 32:
What women want in a man at age 42:
What women want in a man at age 52:
What women want in a man at age 62:
What women want in a man at age 72:
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| Posted 6 months ago Leesa, that was absolutely hilarious!! I needed that this morning. Thank you! ;-) |
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| Posted 6 months ago I agree with many here that women aren't necessarily "evil" per se, but they CAN BE VERY CATTY! I think it has something to do with the hormones for sure. Men too...testosterone...WHOA, don't EVEN get me going! It's been a VERY bad couple of weeks (teenage boy, fluctuating testosterone levels...you all with childrearing experiences will have an idea of what I'm talking about!) |
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| Posted 6 months ago I'm new to this site. It looks en vogue to disregard the topic and tell jokes. I do try to conform as much as necessary, but I couldn't resist this topic. As a victim of female to female bullying as a teenager, I have to say women do have an evil streak that is no worse yet different than men's. Rejection affects the same part of the brain that physical pain does. Females in our society are smart and see this as an opportunity to express our anger in a more socially acceptable way than with physical violence. We are supposed to outgrow this or at least hone it to be used more appropriately than by isolating our peers. This has been a huge obstacle for me in my career because I was so traumatized by the bullying. Plus I survived domestic violence. A social worker was surprised that I had not experienced abuse in my family at all growing up. I then realized that my first abusers were the other girls at school. Now I hope the perpetrators of this form of violence will not let it happen to their daughters. I strive to maintain a professional and assertive relationship with my peers at work. They really can make or break you if they don't like you, and it's not right. |
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| Posted 6 months ago Very well stated LD. I too, have been a victim, on several occasions, from other nurses. I left two perfectly good positions because of it. I never reciprocated or stooped to their level. I did, during my exit interviews, precisely state why I left. One manager, male, understood and told me I would always be welcomed back. The other, a woman, more or less called me a whiner and trouble maker, even though I had never complained. She encouraged the strife, believing it would weed out those who couldn't "cut the mustard" Her and her buddies made everyone miserable. However, I had the last laugh. I knew I would never go back to that OR, so I wrote a detailed letter to the VP of nursing and the CEO naming names, instances etc. About a year later, I found out first the OR manager was demoted, then fired. Her three chronies were also fired after being counseled and taking anger management classes. Apparently they didn't learn anything Deb
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| Posted 6 months ago i totally agree wit u all.And to put in my two cents worth men lie a lot.
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| Posted 6 months ago Thank you for the laugh |