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Joke Of The Day
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Posted 5 months ago Q: What do you call a fish that is missing an eye?
A: A "FSH".....LOL |
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| Posted 5 months ago Q: When is the Father's Day? A: Nine months after Mother's Day. |
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| Posted 5 months ago LOL heyjude....:) That was a good one...I might have to use that one....:) |
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| Posted 5 months ago After God made Adam,He noticed he was lonely and decided to help. He said ti Adam "I've decided ti make you a woman. She'll love you and cook for you and be sweet and understanding". Adam said "Great! But what will it cost me?" God answered " an arm and a leg". To which Adam replied "What can I get for a rib?" |
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| Posted 4 months ago A frog telephones a psychic hotline and is told "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you". "Great" said the frog "Will I meet her at a party?" "No" said the psychic "Next year-biology class" |
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| Posted 4 months ago Charlita, that was a good one. I am still rolling on the floor.... |
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| Posted 4 months ago A woman walks into the store to return a pair of glasses that she had purchased for her husband the week before. The clerk says "What seems to be the matter Madam?" She answers "I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He still is not seeing things my way!" |
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| Posted 4 months ago A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rythm when a fly started to buzz around his head. Suddenly the fly flew into the cow's ear....................... The farmer didn't think much about it until the bug squirted out into the bucket. - In one ear and out the udder! |
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| Posted 4 months ago What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving |
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| Posted 4 months ago Ha Ha Ha. Love 'em Charlita |
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| Posted 3 months ago That was funny Char.....:) |
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| Posted 3 months ago Bono, the lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry as being more than a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the mike, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies of sickness and hunger.' From the front of the crowd comes a broad Scottish accent piercing the silence, 'Well, stop clapping then, ya evil bastard!' |