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How to Install a Security System in the South
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Posted 2 months ago 1) go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of mens' used size 14-16 work boots 2) place them on your front porch along with a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine 3) put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine 4) leave a note on the front door that reads " Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all 4 dogs in the house. Better wait on the porch. Cooter" |
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| Posted 2 months ago lol dont forget to have car parts thrown around the yard and weeds waist high Wanda |
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| Posted 2 months ago WandaD-I knew you'd like this one! |
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| Posted 2 months ago lol char what do you think my security system is Wanda |
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| Posted 18 days ago LOL.... |
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| Posted 18 days ago Char, this is hilarious! Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, worn out and screaming "Woo-hoo"!!! |
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| Posted 14 days ago That is just keeping it real |
