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Posted 9 months ago Why, Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?' Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE...... A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 9 months ago These Why's are great 'food for thought' !! You ought to write a book on Why's!!! |
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| Posted 9 months ago These are cute! Why do kids ask if they can do something that they KNOW parents will say NO to? A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!
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| Posted 9 months ago These are so funny. They gave me a good laugh. I especially liked the one about the grocery cart. |
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| Posted 9 months ago Cute... Taylor's Wife-Navy Wife Proud and Strong!
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| Posted 9 months ago When i am feeling down and need a laugh, I come back and read these again and again A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!
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| Posted 9 months ago These are great...I've wondered about many of them myself. Here's one that I've wondered WHY for years: why do we (normally men) say we're "taking a pee" or "taking a leak"? We aren't TAKING anything, we're LEAVING something, right????? So I always say "I'm going to leave a pee". People think I'm nuts! |
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| Posted 9 months ago If the expiration date on a jug of milk in the fridge was 3 monthes ago.............why do you sniff it anyway? We only have one heart, take care of it! Angie |
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| Posted 9 months ago We should add to this post and start our own whys... Why do you always smell your fingers after you touch something you KNOW is going to stink? What is YOUR why? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 9 months ago why do we constantly ask our partner, "honey, do i look fat?", when we actually know, he would say, "ofcourse not, honey! you're the sexiest woman i've ever laid my eyes on!", true???!! "happiness depends upon ourselves" |
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| Posted 9 months ago Why do drive up ATM's have braile buttons. Why is phonics NOT spelled phonetically. Why don't Hotdogs and Hotdog buns come in packages of equal numbers. |
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| Posted 8 months ago Why do people not stop and smell the roses and say "I love you" until it is too late? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 8 months ago Why do people answer the phone to tell you that you have a wrong number? When you were born, you cried
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| Posted 8 months ago If Dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how does he comb his hair so perfectly neat and parted in the middle? When you were born, you cried
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| Posted 8 months ago Why is it, "A penny for your thoughts," but, "you have to put your two cents in?" Somebody's making a penny. When you were born, you cried
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| Posted 8 months ago why is it when kids fall and get hurt they do not cry until they see MOM? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 7 months ago why do some people here have to continue to start trouble? |
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| Posted 7 months ago Why do restaurants give you a free meal when you complain about them (ESPECIALLY when you complain about their cleanliness)? Ick...no thanks! ~ Melissa |
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| Posted 7 months ago Good one!!! |
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| Posted 7 months ago why are their so many questions and so little answers |
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| Posted 7 months ago Why are doctors and weather forecasters paid to be wrong? No other profession can get by with that...at least not for long. |
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| Posted 7 months ago Why does it always rain after you wash your car??? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 7 months ago I'm still wondering why!!!!! |
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| Posted 7 months ago Why do the drive thru ATM have braille by the keypad????? |
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| Posted 7 months ago mommaniese says ...
Ever heard of "driving while blind?" I know, now everyone say "Boooooooooo!" Bad Kelly Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
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| Posted 7 months ago WHY IS THERE AN OVER EATERS ANONYMOUS MEETING HELD ON CHOCOLATE AVE. IN HERSHEY, PA ? Why did I post this here where everyone is going to think I over eat? I saw it by flipping through our newspaper OK !!! |
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| Posted 7 months ago Hi All! these are great! My favorite is........we always ask people "are you alright?" When someone asks me this, I stop, smile at them and answer...."no, I'm half left." |
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| Posted 7 months ago good one, why do people always ask, "how are you" and then continue walking before you answer?? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 7 months ago Why do men never talk to you about things but they will stay up for endless hours and tell your sisters husband? "Softly. deftly, music shall caress you. Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you...." |
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| Posted 7 months ago why is there 24 hours in a day instead of 25 or 26? A busy RN is here |
