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Funny or interesting bumper stickers

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We all see alot of these I'm sure.  I pass a car everyday that is practically held together with bumper stickers.  Each day I try to read a new one.  One I saw that made me think of starting this discussion was:


"Whirled peas"


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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Honk If You've Never Seen an Uzi Fired From a Moving Vehicle


When you were born, you cried
and the world rejoiced.
Live your life
so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
White Elk

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Yes, I own this Truck and no I won't help you move.


Taylor's Wife-Navy Wife Proud and Strong!
Whose gonna fight the fight...When the last Warrior is gone???...His KIDS!
Proud Daughter of a Vietnam Veteran
Proud Wife of an Enduring Freedom and Iraqi Freedom Veteran
POW MIA, you are not Forgotten!

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If you can read this, you are following too close!


A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!

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"It ain't over til I wreck it"


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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Feminist Sticker (Bumper)


When you were born, you cried
and the world rejoiced.
Live your life
so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
White Elk

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"i want you to stay....far, far away from me!"


"happiness depends upon ourselves"

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"Watch out for the idiot behind me"


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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"I'm a nurse. I'll fix your ass if you do not kiss mine."


 


The funny thing was the car was rear-ended with that sticker on lol

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 My bumper sticker says " WOMEN DO OT GET HOT FLASHES, WE GET POWER SURGES!


A busy RN is here

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"My day isn't complete until I've terrified a total stranger"


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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smoxignal says ...



"Watch out for the idiot behind me"



LOL thats a funny one! It would probably have me laughing for a few seconds until I realized it was me!! LMAO!


"Softly. deftly, music shall caress you. Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you...."

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My huband thinks he might get rich if he makes one that says


" Put down the Cheesburger and Drive!" Lame I know.


"Softly. deftly, music shall caress you. Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you...."

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Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet


When you were born, you cried
and the world rejoiced.
Live your life
so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
White Elk

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smoxignal says ...



"My day isn't complete until I've terrified a total stranger"



I love that one!!!! I need it!!! LOL


“Dance as though no one is watching you. Love as though you have never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth.”

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I saw one in New Hampshire once that said:


"Send more tourists, the last ones were delicious"


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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Never second-guess yourself. Well, maybe sometimes


When you were born, you cried
and the world rejoiced.
Live your life
so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
White Elk

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O.K. saw this yesterday:


"I ate Naked at Buck's                                                                                                                                                                                                                Freeport , Maine"     


I feel a trip to Freeport coming on!  Got to see that one for myself!  Any Mainers can shed some light?  It's a long trip.


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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                           W   A   T   C   H   O   U   T


                            I am low on estrogen


                            and I have a handgun


                           

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DBM says ...



                           W   A   T   C   H   O   U   T


                            I am low on estrogen


                            and I have a handgun


                           



That's a good one!!!   I love it!!!  


"How's my driving?


Call 1-800-EAT-@#$%"                I know, but someone had to post it!


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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Saw this one yesterday.


It had a pink ribbon in the middle and said


"Save the Tatas"


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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" Next time wave all of your fingers at me "


speak your mind..for those that matter dont mind and those that mind ..dont matter..

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Never have a heart attach while playing charades


When you were born, you cried
and the world rejoiced.
Live your life
so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
White Elk

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frumpster65 says ...



" Next time wave all of your fingers at me "



I like that one!


Walt, where are you getting those?


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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LOL...that one was seen on the side of a big rig drivers door!!.....giggles...


 


speak your mind..for those that matter dont mind and those that mind ..dont matter..

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I came up to a stop light, behind a biker dude on a Harley one day.  His shirt said, "If you can read this shirt, the bit_ _ fell off!"


 


 

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My daughter has one on her car that says "I love children, but I can't eat a whole one"

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capecod40 says ...



My daughter has one on her car that says "I love children, but I can't eat a whole one"



Oh man!  That's sick!  Your daughter must be a little on the twisted side!  


"Be Intolerant of Intolerance" 


a little lame but the only one I saw yesterday.


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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some of these are too funny!!!!....


" Warning: Frustrated Mother Aboard"


 


speak your mind..for those that matter dont mind and those that mind ..dont matter..

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There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead


When you were born, you cried
and the world rejoiced.
Live your life
so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
White Elk

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